15/10/2005
Bawdy Talk...
It all started sedately, as meetings with chums of long-standing do. It was my treat this time, and I had chosen Wiggy's favourite spot- a chic chinese eaterie in the centre of town.
Apart from the fact that Steam Clean Val' and I didn't spot each other at first- both being blind old bats, things were looking good- especially when Wiggy managed to join us in between court sessions.
Maybe it was that injection of hormonal youth that did it, but before long our chat had descended to Dutch Caps, and whether Vals or mine had flown furthest across the room when we lost our grip on it (they were like circular springs for those of you who are still in the dark! And you had to spread this goo on them and then bend them double... made them slippery- I'll leave the rest to your imagination!)
Wiggy, of course, didn't have a clue what we were talking about.
Do you remember those abberations, girls? Around the time your doc' refused to give you any more pills you had to visit 'The Lady In The White Coat'. And as if that wasn't humiliation enough- after ramming half a tyre up your... well, I think for the sake of decency, we really shouldn't go there... suffice it to say that when she had got it positioned nicely- she yanked it out again and then Tested You.
Oh yes... You had to do-it-yourself under her supervision.
End result? After trying this exciting new device out back home you either gave up on sex altogether, or threw out the cap.
Still it wasn't all bad. As Val and I agreed... where would our third child be without them?
Oh, happy days!
Well, it's off to the desert for me... my fun has to be paid for- and it will be this weekend, I can tell you!
Love to all, and happy reading everyone!
Susan
Apart from the fact that Steam Clean Val' and I didn't spot each other at first- both being blind old bats, things were looking good- especially when Wiggy managed to join us in between court sessions.
Maybe it was that injection of hormonal youth that did it, but before long our chat had descended to Dutch Caps, and whether Vals or mine had flown furthest across the room when we lost our grip on it (they were like circular springs for those of you who are still in the dark! And you had to spread this goo on them and then bend them double... made them slippery- I'll leave the rest to your imagination!)
Wiggy, of course, didn't have a clue what we were talking about.
Do you remember those abberations, girls? Around the time your doc' refused to give you any more pills you had to visit 'The Lady In The White Coat'. And as if that wasn't humiliation enough- after ramming half a tyre up your... well, I think for the sake of decency, we really shouldn't go there... suffice it to say that when she had got it positioned nicely- she yanked it out again and then Tested You.
Oh yes... You had to do-it-yourself under her supervision.
End result? After trying this exciting new device out back home you either gave up on sex altogether, or threw out the cap.
Still it wasn't all bad. As Val and I agreed... where would our third child be without them?
Oh, happy days!
Well, it's off to the desert for me... my fun has to be paid for- and it will be this weekend, I can tell you!
Love to all, and happy reading everyone!
Susan
