26/08/2005
Spam Mail V Silent Phone Calls...
Who are these saddos (sp?)n who keep sending me info re super erection drugs?
Always draw a murmured, 'Hmm, not sure that would help...' from me before I Spam them.
I think spammers are similar to the silent phone call brigade- sitting in their squalid pad, or yes, maybe in their shiny office, crouched over the computer/phone going 'tee hee'... meanwhile, they have really serious issues with personal hygiene and haven't washed their knickers for at least a week...
But that's just my take on the situ!
My late mother did have one amusing brush with a silent phone caller who suddenly decided to speak... the conversation went thus:
Saddo: 'Are you Mrs Eagle?'
Mother: 'No...'
Saddo: 'But I bet you're a bloody big bird....'
Oh, how we laughed.
Well, as you can tell I'm pretty thrilled with the way 'Venice' is turning out, I think I can safely say it's the hottest thing I've ever written (and with my first book in a new hotter than hot Presents miniseries coming out Dec UK and Jan US, that's saying something!!)- see what you think and let me know when it comes out.
I had to go and have a cold shower and a walk round the garden... because these Italian doctors really know what they're doing!
Love to all, and happy reading everyone!
Susan
Always draw a murmured, 'Hmm, not sure that would help...' from me before I Spam them.
I think spammers are similar to the silent phone call brigade- sitting in their squalid pad, or yes, maybe in their shiny office, crouched over the computer/phone going 'tee hee'... meanwhile, they have really serious issues with personal hygiene and haven't washed their knickers for at least a week...
But that's just my take on the situ!
My late mother did have one amusing brush with a silent phone caller who suddenly decided to speak... the conversation went thus:
Saddo: 'Are you Mrs Eagle?'
Mother: 'No...'
Saddo: 'But I bet you're a bloody big bird....'
Oh, how we laughed.
Well, as you can tell I'm pretty thrilled with the way 'Venice' is turning out, I think I can safely say it's the hottest thing I've ever written (and with my first book in a new hotter than hot Presents miniseries coming out Dec UK and Jan US, that's saying something!!)- see what you think and let me know when it comes out.
I had to go and have a cold shower and a walk round the garden... because these Italian doctors really know what they're doing!
Love to all, and happy reading everyone!
Susan
