27/08/2004
Gibber Gibber...
Yes, I'm up at the crack wondering at what time does one ring a Mud Fest' (sorry, 'music' festival) attendee?? And, was that really a cask A Cask? of alcopop I saw peeping out of sproglatina's rucksack?
Tell me I was mistaken someone quickly, please!!
Do they wake early to sounds of puking from nearby tents (don't even think about telling me about other noises they might hear), or do they wake, quite literally, to the sound of the first trumpet??
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Do you think they would notice a Clean Mum - notice I didn't say Queen Mum- though others have (the rotters) tripping daintily (OK, that is poetic license run mad)... stomping around the muddy field searching for signs of empty alcopop casks??
No, I won't relax until sprog minimus returns to the maternal nest- even if big bro' is going to 'keep an eye on her' What the hell does that mean? He's taken the pledge??
OK, so now I'm searching for an empty alcopop cask and a mountain of empty lager tins...
Love to all,
Your frantic friend
Susan
Tell me I was mistaken someone quickly, please!!
Do they wake early to sounds of puking from nearby tents (don't even think about telling me about other noises they might hear), or do they wake, quite literally, to the sound of the first trumpet??
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Do you think they would notice a Clean Mum - notice I didn't say Queen Mum- though others have (the rotters) tripping daintily (OK, that is poetic license run mad)... stomping around the muddy field searching for signs of empty alcopop casks??
No, I won't relax until sprog minimus returns to the maternal nest- even if big bro' is going to 'keep an eye on her' What the hell does that mean? He's taken the pledge??
OK, so now I'm searching for an empty alcopop cask and a mountain of empty lager tins...
Love to all,
Your frantic friend
Susan
