26/07/2004
Orange...
OK, who said spray tan was great? Own up!
I am now a very interesting shade of orange.
Yes, I've been tango'd, or worse- and, apparently, I've got a very brown botty- according to the girl in the old banger's maintenance shop- Well, won't that be a treat for all the lavatory seats I meet in the next week- For sure, no one else is going to see my 'very brown botty!'
When will I ever learn?
Never.
OK, now we've sorted that out, let's move on- except I can't- I feel all sticky, and I smell funny- funny peculiar, that is, not funny ha ha! And I taste like s***- Not that I've ever tasted any, you understand- but if I did...
Anyway, on with writing another couple of synopses... and smelling my study out, I have no doubt.
Let this be a warning to you!
Love to all from your sticky, stinky, and very odd-looking friend,
(Picture this if you will, orange hair and an orange body- how glamorous am I?)
Susan XXX (kisses straight from my sticky orange lips, you lucky things!)
I am now a very interesting shade of orange.
Yes, I've been tango'd, or worse- and, apparently, I've got a very brown botty- according to the girl in the old banger's maintenance shop- Well, won't that be a treat for all the lavatory seats I meet in the next week- For sure, no one else is going to see my 'very brown botty!'
When will I ever learn?
Never.
OK, now we've sorted that out, let's move on- except I can't- I feel all sticky, and I smell funny- funny peculiar, that is, not funny ha ha! And I taste like s***- Not that I've ever tasted any, you understand- but if I did...
Anyway, on with writing another couple of synopses... and smelling my study out, I have no doubt.
Let this be a warning to you!
Love to all from your sticky, stinky, and very odd-looking friend,
(Picture this if you will, orange hair and an orange body- how glamorous am I?)
Susan XXX (kisses straight from my sticky orange lips, you lucky things!)
