24/02/2004
Revenge is a fish best served cold...
Before we get to revenge, I have a few notes for my writing friends...
Amanda- get to it! You're nearly there- don't lose sight of that!
Val- leave that blasted steam cleaner in the kitchen and get to your computer NOW. Yes, I know clean taps are a blessing, but so is one of your plays. And no, you can't smuggle the steamer in here under your coat. My taps may be grubby, but that is something of supreme indifference to me.
OK, so I have had demands by e-mail- why don't we hear Mr Fun & Naughty's side of the story- his excuse for being late, for instance?
Answer: Because we are not, and never will be interested in excuses.
Repeat that mantra three times before sleep each night.
Update on the Mr F&N situ: early morning phone call from friend:
'But he cooked a meal-'
'He cooked a meal!'
OK, so I admit the training programme is progressing far quicker than even I could have anticipated, and Mr Fun & Naughty lives on to fight another day.
But should he transgress...
(and of course, I would never do this, and certainly do not sanction it)
BUT- I hear a nice piece of fish placed discreetly behind a ventilator grill in the bathroom is far more effective in the long run than cutting off trouser legs.
On that happy note, I'm off for an early night as I'm at a halcion stage with my hero just before all h**l breaks out, and I want to get up early to prepare for battle.
Love to all
Susan
Amanda- get to it! You're nearly there- don't lose sight of that!
Val- leave that blasted steam cleaner in the kitchen and get to your computer NOW. Yes, I know clean taps are a blessing, but so is one of your plays. And no, you can't smuggle the steamer in here under your coat. My taps may be grubby, but that is something of supreme indifference to me.
OK, so I have had demands by e-mail- why don't we hear Mr Fun & Naughty's side of the story- his excuse for being late, for instance?
Answer: Because we are not, and never will be interested in excuses.
Repeat that mantra three times before sleep each night.
Update on the Mr F&N situ: early morning phone call from friend:
'But he cooked a meal-'
'He cooked a meal!'
OK, so I admit the training programme is progressing far quicker than even I could have anticipated, and Mr Fun & Naughty lives on to fight another day.
But should he transgress...
(and of course, I would never do this, and certainly do not sanction it)
BUT- I hear a nice piece of fish placed discreetly behind a ventilator grill in the bathroom is far more effective in the long run than cutting off trouser legs.
On that happy note, I'm off for an early night as I'm at a halcion stage with my hero just before all h**l breaks out, and I want to get up early to prepare for battle.
Love to all
Susan
