26/02/2004
Prepare the Prawns...
No, we're not talking recipes- it isn't Sunday yet!
Did I say, eloquent silence? Pin back your ears!
My friend, fully dressed, natch', somehow finds herself at Mr F&N's apartment this morning. Imagine her surprise when she hears a key in the lock...
Fortunately the patio doors were ajar, and the wall beyond low. I leave the rest to your imagination.
No excuses, remember! And I hear there were 'women's' things lying hither and yon around the place. Of course, the previous affair is 'all over' and he won't touch the ex's things 'on principle'
Oh, come on, girls- let's all band together and promise each other we're not going to take this ****
My solution if she really wants to persist with the training programme:
1) If ex' shares rent, when does this arrangement end?
2) On this day have 'things' ready in boxes for removal.
3) Take back keys to hand to landlord- but arrange to have the locks
changed anyway, just in case.
And if all this is in vain- take the ultimate revenge- did I mention taping prawns behind the curtain poles- I tell you, I've had some fascinating friends in my time- they get up to all sorts!!
Tomorrow I'm going to stick to writing matters- and about time too! Unless of course...
Back tomorrow- happy reading, and writing everyone!
Love Susan
Copyright Susan Stephens
Did I say, eloquent silence? Pin back your ears!
My friend, fully dressed, natch', somehow finds herself at Mr F&N's apartment this morning. Imagine her surprise when she hears a key in the lock...
Fortunately the patio doors were ajar, and the wall beyond low. I leave the rest to your imagination.
No excuses, remember! And I hear there were 'women's' things lying hither and yon around the place. Of course, the previous affair is 'all over' and he won't touch the ex's things 'on principle'
Oh, come on, girls- let's all band together and promise each other we're not going to take this ****
My solution if she really wants to persist with the training programme:
1) If ex' shares rent, when does this arrangement end?
2) On this day have 'things' ready in boxes for removal.
3) Take back keys to hand to landlord- but arrange to have the locks
changed anyway, just in case.
And if all this is in vain- take the ultimate revenge- did I mention taping prawns behind the curtain poles- I tell you, I've had some fascinating friends in my time- they get up to all sorts!!
Tomorrow I'm going to stick to writing matters- and about time too! Unless of course...
Back tomorrow- happy reading, and writing everyone!
Love Susan
Copyright Susan Stephens
